by CrystalVulpine » Sun Nov 26, 2023 4:24 am
I've now become the first person ever to be banned from the entire internet. Every last corner, including all the frozen peach platforms. Take that skeptics who deny that I really am that bad.
I suppose it's what you get for being a fugitive from the matrix and living disproof of all of humanity's favorite copes. I know it's only a matter of time before everyone turns on me and puts me in a torture camp. Even the people who think they love me now.
I've now become the first person ever to be banned from the [i]entire[/i] internet. Every last corner, including all the frozen peach platforms. Take that skeptics who deny that I really am that bad.
I suppose it's what you get for being a fugitive from the matrix and living disproof of all of humanity's favorite copes. I know it's only a matter of time before everyone turns on me and puts me in a torture camp. Even the people who think they love me now.