This is the last part of the internet I'm not banned from

[CrystalVulpine]

I've now become the first person ever to be banned from the entire internet. Every last corner, including all the frozen peach platforms. Take that skeptics who deny that I really am that bad.

I suppose it's what you get for being a fugitive from the matrix and living disproof of all of humanity's favorite copes. I know it's only a matter of time before everyone turns on me and puts me in a torture camp. Even the people who think they love me now.

[Surefire]

Martin Shkreli?

[fschmidt]

I've now become the first person ever to be banned from the entire internet.

You are second. I was first.